mountain man dance moves

The new collection of McSweeney's lists has arrived in the store. It's called Mountain Man Dance Moves. It's a list of funny things. I've posted about this book's predecessor. You should buy them both if you want to be popular at parties.



To commemorate the book's release, I've made a new list.

Items That Didn't Make the Final Cut for the Franklin Mint Catalog, 2006

West Coast Choppers Chess Set, Pewter
Girls of MySpace Collector Knife with Burled Handle
McRib Forever Pendant
Steve Buscemi, in Tuxedo, Porcelain Statue, 16"
Life of Christ Collector Egg -- Jesus Shakes Dirt from Sandals
Jewels of Christmas Pin -- Grayish Eggnog
Jewels of Christmas Pin -- Nine year-Old, Sulking
Official Aleister Crowley Commemorative Plate, Gold-Leaf
Wal-Mart Monopoly Set
The Marquis de Sade Dinnerware Collection, 8 pcs.
Homeless Dude We Kicked Out of the Bookstore Collector Tankard